THE FUNNIEST THING ABT CHOPPED IS like its like “2.3 seconds left” and these chefs R like “DAMN LEMME MAKE A VINAIGRETTE RN”
AND IM ON MY COUCH SCREAMING IMTO A PILLOW LIKE BRAD YOU HAVE A SECOND LEFT AND YOURE PULLING OUT UR BLENDER
hey just wondering can i fast forward to the part of my life where i’ve renovated an old nature claimed cottage into a little apothecary and metaphysical shop and i’m a witch and diviner for hire